Once, a long time ago (around 4:30 pm today) there was a magnificent pirate ship that sailed the pacific ocean. Unfortunately it crashed and all the treasure was washed ashore, along with the only survivor -



A deckhand by the name of Temporary.



Temporary had come aboard the pirate ship disguised as a boy...



...which wasn't really that hard, considering her gender neutral faceup and flat-chested, childlike body.



Okay, okay, on with the story. So there's this pirate babe, Temporary...



RIGHT. SO there's this DREAD pirate Temporary and there she is stuck ashore in North County San Diego with a treasure box spilling out its delicious hoard of gold coins.



Like any good pirate... deckhand... Temporary knew that the ideal thing to do was bury her treasure.



So with great intent she surveyed the vast beach on which she had come ashore.



She looked all over and finally found a spot where she buried her treasure (all these pictures are omitted because I didn't actually take any, so pretend there's a Little Fair girl doing hard labor here), and there she marked the spot with an X so that she would be able to find it again should she ever come back this way.



And with that, she stared off into the sunset, dreaming of nights aboard the ocean and bottles of rum.





Of course, the X was probably washed away about thirty minutes later by the rising tide, but shh.

This story has absolutely nothing to do with the actual character of Temporary (even if nobody but me actually knows the real story of Temporary), and was induced purely by me being silly.

The end.